Excellent Wife Haiku

Wonderful, bright wife
knows more about washer than
idiot husband

Looks like I will be hauling the old gal (meaning the washer, not the wife) up the stairs when we move. Sammi was able to lift the basket in the washer and reset it on the hook that drives it. It happened to be a continual problem with a former washer she had. So, my wife is not only smart and sassy, she's also beautiful and handy.

I think we need to harness her powers. It just might be that she's a blue jumpsuit away from being the first Maytag woman. She is a might sight better looking than Gordon Jump, if I do say so myself.

Wm

Kenmore Haiku

Loud screeching machine
Smell of burning rubber strong
Washer is washed up


I guess it couldn't have happened at a better time, seeing as how we're about to move. And I didn't want to haul it up stairs anyway.

Wm.