Excellent Wife Haiku
Wonderful, bright wife
knows more about washer than
idiot husband
Looks like I will be hauling the old gal (meaning the washer, not the wife) up the stairs when we move. Sammi was able to lift the basket in the washer and reset it on the hook that drives it. It happened to be a continual problem with a former washer she had. So, my wife is not only smart and sassy, she's also beautiful and handy.
I think we need to harness her powers. It just might be that she's a blue jumpsuit away from being the first Maytag woman. She is a might sight better looking than Gordon Jump, if I do say so myself.
Wm
knows more about washer than
idiot husband
Looks like I will be hauling the old gal (meaning the washer, not the wife) up the stairs when we move. Sammi was able to lift the basket in the washer and reset it on the hook that drives it. It happened to be a continual problem with a former washer she had. So, my wife is not only smart and sassy, she's also beautiful and handy.
I think we need to harness her powers. It just might be that she's a blue jumpsuit away from being the first Maytag woman. She is a might sight better looking than Gordon Jump, if I do say so myself.
Wm
posted by Sammi and William at
7:12 AM
2 Comments:
Oh my gosh, William...you have NO IDEA how my wife has repaired our washer (we replaced some valve that was clogged with silicates the other day--well, she replaced it and I handed her the tools) and dryer (she's replaced a belt on it, too). She's saved us a bundle on that stuff...
By
Brent, at 7:28 AM
Hey come on now...I loved "The Big Guy"
By
Nathan, at 12:38 PM
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