Why Blackjack Hates his Mommy

I have been looking for a sweater for Blackjack as it has been quite cold outside. He is not an outside doggie, but will refuse to go out if it's too cold. So, I went to look for a sweater and all the ones I found were all like $15 or pink. I also tried looking in the baby clothes for something I could modify, but everything was too big or awkward. This sweater however, was only $2 so I got it. I just couldn't justify the extra $12 for a blue one that he will probably only need for another month or so. Seeing that he's such a ladies man I try to equate it to leopard print underwear for a gigolo.